'Clean Latics Songs'

'Clean Latics Songs'


It is the intention to encourage supporters to sing songs which do not offend anyone (except perhaps reds supporters). Please e-mail any songs which do not contain any profanity for publication.
WE ARE SUPPORTERS OF THE LATICS

We are supporters of the Latics,
Jack Rowley is our king,
with Greenhall in the centre
and Phoenix as the wizard of the wing,
John McCue is our left full-back,
Bobby Johnstone inside-right,
and Lister is the crasher
for the boys in blue and white.
WE ARE THE OLDHAM BOYS

Hello hello we are the Oldham boys,
Hello hello we are the Oldham boys,
and if you are a city fan surrender all you'll die we will follow the Oldham

Ground full of Oldham,
Its just a ground full of Oldham

Both submitted by Josh Welden


EYRESY

Sung to the tune of Mammee
Oh woh Eyresy Eyresy
the sun shines east the sun shines west
but when Eyresy scores the sun shines best
Eyresy oh oh Eyresy
When Eyresy scores the Chaddy end roars Eyresy
Eyresy's coming, open up the Chaddy end gates
oh woh Eyresy's scoring get in before it gets too late
woh woh woh Eyresy Eyresy
Id' walk a million miles for one of your goals oh Eyresy na na na na na!

Submitted by Carl H. Spiers


FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW

Follow Follow Follow,
Cos ' the Oldham are off to Cardiff,
Follow Follow Follow,
Cos' the Oldham are off to Cardiff,
There'll be plenty of blues,
runnin round in the nude,
Cos the Oldham Are off to Cardiff,
Follow Follow Follow,,, etc....

Submitted by Up The Latics 14


PLAYERS SONGS

(sung sarcasticaly about steve whitehall)
super,super steve
super super steve
super stevie whitehall)

jonnry,jonney,jonney sheriden o jonney jonney
(usualy sung when we get a close range free kick)

Submitted by J. Perris


MEAT PIE FRED (a Chaddy end legend 1948 - 1994)

Oh he's just one of those people who loves eating pies
when t' chippy's sold out there'll be tears in his eyes
he'll cause a riot and the windows he'll break
he won't eat cheesen'onion and definitely not steak
cos he's a meat pie fanatic they’re his favourite grub
he'll buy em' from chippy and his local pub
he'll eat them forever until he dies
cos Roland loves eating meat pies!!!!!!!!!!

(Tribute to Roland "Meat Pie Fred Shaw". This was first sung on the back of Barlows coach going to Bristol Rovers in 1976. Meat Pie Fred loved it and would dance along to it. Sadly characters like Roly are no more as the new 90's fan takes over, but you can't take away the memories.....................)

Submitted by Carl H. Spiers


SONGS FROM READING

1) To the tune of Lolly's 'Mickey'

Oh Oldham your so fast
Your so fast you'll kick there ass
Go Oldham!
Go Oldham!

2) To the tune of Shania Twains 'Come on Over'

Come on Oldham, you can win
You know what to just kick the ball in!

3) To the tune of Lollys 'Viva la Radio'

Viva viva viva la Oldham
How we love to see you play
We come and watch every game
Oldham Athletic is what you are called
And Andy Ritchie is rather bald
But we dont care
Thats it we love you
Even if you've got no hair
We love you, we love you!!!!

From Lesley and Liz (Reading)


THE CHADDY ENDERS

Bertie Mee said to Don Revie
Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?
Don said "No, I don't think so,
but I've heard of the Chaddy Enders"
Da, da, da, da, da, da da, da......

Submitted by Pete Mason


OH, OH, OH, OLDHAM

Oh, Oh, Oh Oldham, Oldham
The sun shines East, The sun shines West
But I know where the sun shines best
Oldham, Oldham
Nothing can replace my only Oldham

Oh, Oh Oh Oldham, Oldham
I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals, my Oldham!

Submitted by Pete Mason (Beyond the Boundary)


OLDHAM IN MY HEART

Keep Oldham in my heart, keep me Latics,
Keep Oldham in my heart, I pray,
Keep Oldham in my heart, keep me Latics,
Keep me Latics till my dying day.

By Andy B


THERE'S A TRAIN LEAVING OLDHAM

There's a train leaving Oldham today,
It's taking my Latics away,
And there's Andy Ritcie with a tear in his eye,
Waiting for the boot-boys of Oldham to arrive,
Singing 'Oldham we love you, we do',
We will always stay faithful and blue,
We'll never be mastered, by Ferges red scumbags
So come on you blues kick them all,

Kick 'em all, kick 'em all,
Kick the long, short and the tall,
Cause we are the Oldham and we are the best,
We are the Oldham so heck all the rest,
Heck 'em all, heck 'em all,
United and City 'em all,
Cause we are the Oldham and we are the best,
So come on you blues kick them all.

By Andy B


ONE CRAIG DUDLEY

There's only one Craig Dudley
There's only one Craig Dudley
Walking along
Singing a song
Walking in a Dudley wonderland

by Paul Taylor


MY OLD MAN.....

My old man said be a man u fan
And I said father don't you cry
For my blood bleeds blue and I am Oldham
I am Oldham till I die

Anonymous


NO TITLES

Gary Kelly's disco pants are the best,
they go right from his 'bottom' to his chest.
There better than a hardon in a house,
Gary Kelly's disco pants.

......and another

Andy Ritchie's magic, he wears a magic hat,
And when he saw the Oldham he said I fancy that.
He could have stayed at Man U, or Leeds there flippin' shite,
But when he saw the Oldham, he thought flippin' dynamite.

Andy Ritchie's magic, he wears a magic hat,
He plays for Oldham Athletic and is a lovely chap.
He'll score goals with his left foot, he'll score goals with his right,
And when we play Man.City he'll score all 'flipping' night!

From Dave 'Trigger' Reitze - Oldham till I die
Born and bred in Oldham

Second verse of Andy Ritchie added by Ian "apprentice" Hurst


GOT NO HAIR!

Andy Ritchie, Andy Ritchie,
Andy, Andy Ritchie,
He's got no hair we don't care,
Andy, Andy Ritchie

Submitted by Derek


CAN'T WIN

In the Clayton Arms after the PNE match (1998) some of the lads burst in to a chorous of ... " one nill,,,,, we only lost one nill......etc" which was repeated about 200 times of course,

followed by the old favourite...
"We never win at home and we can't win away,
We didn't win last week and we won't win today,
We don't give a “bugger” cos we're all “legged” up.
We are the Oldham ..Faithful.."

Grim times at Latics .... think u lot are best off in Canada.

Submitted by Oldfenners


BLUE AND TANGERINE

We all play in blue and tangerine,
blue and tangerine,
blue and tangerine.......etc.

Submitted by this pair of "yonner" kids on the right.... not a Man U shirt in sight.


THE CREPE SONG

This song must be sung to the tune of the 'Skol' advert.

Crepe, crepe, crepe, crepe, crepe, crepe, crepe, crepe.............sung ad infinitum after last seasons dismal performances.

Submitted by Tom Taylor, former Shaw Gawbie now living in Austrailia ( and slightly cleaned up by the editorial staff).


THE MEAT PIE SONG

From last season and a popular fave, after we got relegated and sung with drunken bravado

Meat pie, sausage roll
come on Oldham, score a goal.

Submitted by Adam Haigh


THE WINGS OF A SWALLOW

If I had the wings of a swallow,
If I had the ‘bottom’ of a crow,
I'd fly over Maine Road tomorrow,
and ‘drop messages’ on the ‘fellow supporters’ below.

We're goin to Blackpool,
We're goin to Blackpool,
You're not,
You're not,
Blackpool, Blackpool,
We're the famous OAFC and we're goin to Blackpool.
(As sung during 2-0 defeat at Barnsley)

The above songs 'slightly edited' were submitted by Mike Keegan


ZIGA ZAGA

Ziga zaga ziga zaga Athletic,
Ziga zaga ziga zaga Athletic,
1 2 3 4 listen to the Chaddy roar,
We want our money back. (Submitted by Craig Harrison, Adelaide, S.A.)

TILL WE PLAY BLACKBURN ROVERS

Till we play Blackburn Rovers...no never no more
and it's no-nay-never, no-nay-never no more....
till we play Blackburn Rovers, no never no more.....and it's
(until you are bored - It lasted a full game once! Anybody remember?)

FLYING HIGH

Flying high, up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
We'll face the foe, where're we go,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high.....
(again until you get bored)

WE DON'T CARRY HAMMERS

We don't carry hammers,
We don't carry lead,
We only carry hatchets,
To bury in your heads,
We are all supporters,
Fanatics every-one,
We all live at City,
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds........

WE ARE THE BOYS IN BLUE AND WHITE

We are the boys in blue and white,
We love to sing and we love to fight,
So lets sing......

SINGIN' THE BLUES

I never felt more like singing the blues,
When Oldham win and City lose,
Ooohh! Oldham,
You got me singing the blues. (Submitted by Colin from Oldham)